🤯 Mess Your Sh!t Up Starter | Smashit House Davie

💥 Smash. 😂 Laugh. 🔥 Repeat.

Feeling stressed? Got built‑up rage? Come let it all out with our Mess Your Sh!t Up Starter Pack! This 25‑minute rage‑room experience is packed with glass, furniture, industrial junk — and your own private arsenal of destruction. It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s cathartic as hell.

👥 Who & Price

  • Up to 3 Guests

  • Duration: 25 Minutes

  • Price: $129 (group total)

🔥 What’s Included

  • 🔵 20 Assorted Breakables (glassware, ornaments, frames or other breakable items)

  • 🔵 1 Medium Furniture Piece

  • 🔵 Industrial Pieces — tires, TV shells, street signs (smashable satisfaction)

  • 🔵 Smash Weapons — bats, sledgehammer, crowbar & more

  • 🔵 Bluetooth Speaker — your personal rage soundtrack

  • 🔵 Sanitized Safety Gear — helmet, gloves & goggles

  • 🔵 Private Smash Room — just for your group

⚠️ Rage Room Rules

  • 🔴 Ages 18+ (14–17 allowed with guardian & signed waiver)

  • 🔴 Entire party must arrive 10–15 minutes early (for check‑in & gear up)

  • 🔴 No drugs or alcohol — zero tolerance

  • 🔴 Respect staff — we’re here to keep it safe & smashing

  • 🔴 No visible pre‑existing injuries — please refrain from participation if you have visible injuries

🎯 Add‑Ons Available (Turn Up the Heat)

  • 🟢 Axe Throwing – 16‑inch axes, ninja stars, throwing cards

  • 🟢 Extra Glass

  • 🟢 Paintball Target Shooting

  • 🟢 Plate Therapy

  • 🟢 Color Bombs

  • 🟢 Neon Splatter Paint Room — blacklight glow + neon paints & splatter tools

⭐ What Guests Are Saying

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Emily R. – Google Review

“Unleashing my frustrations in the rage room was incredibly cathartic. The staff ensured everything was set up perfectly, and the selection of items to smash was satisfying. Highly recommend for anyone needing to de-stress!”

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Marcus L. – Google Review

“The rage room was a total blast! Perfect way to let off steam after a long week. Staff were friendly and helpful, and the setup was super fun. Can’t wait to come back!”

👉 Book the “Mess Your Sh!t Up” Starter now and turn chaos intotherapy.

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🤯 Losing Your Sh!t Starter | Smashit House Davie

Had a rough week that felt like a soap opera? Craving to blow off steam with your crew?
In just 25 minutes, let loose, smash stuff, and laugh like hell.

👥 Who & Price

  • Up to 3 Guests

  • 25‑Minute Session

  • $139 (Group Total)

💥 What’s Included

  • 🔵 25 Breakables — glassware, frames, ornaments & more

  • 🔵 2 Medium Furniture Pieces

  • 🔵 Industrial Junk — tires, TV shells, street signs

  • 🔵 Smash Weapons — bats, sledgehammers, crowbars & more

  • 🔵 Bluetooth Speaker — bring your own playlist

  • 🔵 Sanitized Safety Gear — helmet, gloves, goggles

  • 🔵 Private Smash Room — just for your group

⚠️ Rage Room Rules

  • 🔴 Must be 18+ (or 14–17 with guardian & signed waiver)

  • 🔴 Party arrives 10–15 min early for check‑in & gear up

  • 🔴 No drugs or alcohol — zero tolerance

  • 🔴 Respect staff & follow instructions

  • 🔴 No visible pre‑existing injuries — please refrain if injured

🔥 Optional Add‑Ons (Turn Up the Heat)

  • 🟢 Axe Throwing — 16" axes, ninja stars & throwing cards

  • 🟢 Extra Smashable Glass

  • 🟢 Paintball Target Shooting

  • 🟢 Plate Therapy

  • 🟢 Color Bombs

  • 🟢 Neon Splatter Paint Room — blacklight glow + neon‑paint tools

📍 Serving Miami · Fort Lauderdale · West Palm Beach

👉 Ready to lose your sh!t — the fun way?

Book the “Losing Your Sh!t Starter” now and turn stress into cathartic chaos.

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