Mess Your Sh!t Up Starter — The Perfect Beginner Smash Session
🟧 Glass Shatters.
🟦 Furniture Falls.
🟩 YOU Go Off.
The Mess Your Sh!t Up Starter is your loaded beginner smash session: simple, fast, destructive, and ridiculously satisfying.
Smash, swing, break, blast — get messy, get loud, get it OUT.
Perfect for stress relief, bad-day recovery, or when you just want to destroy sh!t without thinking twice.
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Mess Your Sh!t Up Starter | Smashit House Davie
💥 Smash. 😂 Laugh. 🔥 Repeat.
Feeling stressed? Got built‑up rage? Come let it all out with our Mess Your Sh!t Up Starter Pack! This 25‑minute rage‑room experience is packed with glass, furniture, industrial junk — and your own private arsenal of destruction. It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s cathartic as hell.
Stress. Anger. Burnout. Bad week. This is your reset button.
👥 Up to 3 Guests | ⏰Duration: 25 Minutes | 💵 Price: $129 (group total)
🔥 What’s Included
🔵 20 Assorted Breakables (glassware, ornaments, frames or other breakable items)
🔵 1 Medium Furniture Piece
🔵 Industrial Pieces — tires, TV shells, street signs (smashable satisfaction)
🔵 Smash Weapons — bats, sledgehammer, crowbar & more
🔵 Bluetooth Speaker — your personal rage soundtrack
🔵 Sanitized Safety Gear — helmet, gloves & goggles
🔵 Private Smash Room — just for your group
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🎯 Add‑Ons Available (Turn Up the Heat)
🟢 Axe Throwing – 16‑inch axes, ninja stars, throwing cards
🟢 Extra Glass
🟢 Paintball Target Shooting
🟢 Plate Therapy
🟢 Color Bombs
🟢 Neon Splatter Paint Room — blacklight glow + neon paints & splatter tools
Quick session. Private room. Budget-friendly chaos.
📍 Located in Davie, FL — minutes from Fort Lauderdale & Miami
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🤯 Losing Your Sh!t Starter — Your Intro to Chaos
🟧 Glass Pops.
🟦 Junk Flies.
🟩 YOU Let Loose.
The Losing Your Sh!t Starter is your fast, simple, smash-ready beginner session — loud, messy, and insanely satisfying.
Break, crack, swing, release — perfect for stress relief, mood resets, or when you just need to lose your sh!t for a few minutes.
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Losing Your Sh!t Starter | Smashit House Davie
Had a rough week that felt like a soap opera? Craving to blow off steam with your crew?
In just 25 minutes, let loose, smash stuff, and laugh like hell.
👥 Up to 3 Guests | ⏰Duration: 25 Minutes | 💵 Price: $139 (group total)
Deadlines. Emails. People. Smash it all out.
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💥 What’s Included
🔵 25 Breakables — glassware, frames, ornaments & more
🔵 2 Medium Furniture Pieces
🔵 Industrial Junk — tires, TV shells, street signs
🔵 Smash Weapons — bats, sledgehammers, crowbars & more
🔵 Bluetooth Speaker — bring your own playlist
🔵 Sanitized Safety Gear — helmet, gloves, goggles
🔵 Private Smash Room — just for your group
🎯 Add‑Ons Available (Turn Up the Heat)
🟢 Axe Throwing – 16‑inch axes, ninja stars, throwing cards
🟢 Extra Glass
🟢 Paintball Target Shooting
🟢 Plate Therapy
🟢 Color Bombs
🟢 Neon Splatter Paint Room — blacklight glow + neon paints & splatter tools
Ready to lose your sh!t — the fun way?
BOOK THE LOSING YOUR SH!T STARTER